Super-skilled Kitties Needed for World Domination!

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  • roberta harrisroberta harris Member Posts: 1,772
    edited 1 April, 2006
    i am warin a disgize today fer april foolz day... i am da master uv disgizez! i am a super skilled kitty an i am needed fer world dominashun (anybodee out dere .... here kitty, kitty ...)
  • R- Purreau T- CatR- Purreau T- Cat BostonMember Posts: 12
    edited 1 April, 2006
    i liikes yer dis-guys, jetes! wear\'s da ladders? wear\'s da truck? my yowls ken bee da sireeen!!!! off 2 da feeldz! down wid da dogz!!!! (i ken doo html beeterer then i ken spel!)
  • Jenn OkenquistJenn Okenquist Member Posts: 637
    edited 1 April, 2006
    Did someone say here Kitty? Who is that pure white cat? Hmmm, wait a minute is that my friend and cha-cha partner Jeter Harris?? I think it is! what a great disguise, this could come in handy with our world domination!
  • Jenn OkenquistJenn Okenquist Member Posts: 637
    edited 1 April, 2006
    Purreau, your yowls would make a great siren! Jump on the truck!
  • roberta harrisroberta harris Member Posts: 1,772
    edited 1 April, 2006
    cuzin purreau ... iz dat a noo pikshur. yer veree hansom. yup ... geddonda truck. we can yooze yer howlz...i meen yowlz!
  • Becky KrailBecky Krail Walnut CreekMember Posts: 69
    edited 2 April, 2006
    I have thwarted many a people before! I haven taken off the evil contraption known as a collar with my paws and teeth, and I know how to open canisters of kitty treats too! And I squeeze into small spaces very well....
  • Jenn OkenquistJenn Okenquist Member Posts: 637
    edited 3 April, 2006
    Gem your skills will come in handy! Quick jump on our fire truck as we put out the fires in the cat nip fields! Jeter, you look very handsome in that picture Has anyone seen Maxwell??? I hope his evil twin didn't come back
  • roberta harrisroberta harris Member Posts: 1,772
    edited 3 April, 2006
    maxwellz mom haz sumthin called "author-itis" (wutever) i red abowt it in hiz diaree. i tride to contact him ... but he dident respond. shud we go to da catnip fieldz ... or shud we try to find maxwell?
  • roberta harrisroberta harris Member Posts: 1,772
    edited 3 April, 2006
    maxwellz mom haz sumthin called \"author-itis\" (wutever) i red abowt it in hiz diaree. i tride to contact him ... but he dident respond. shud we go to da catnip fieldz ... or shud we try to find maxwell?
  • roberta harrisroberta harris Member Posts: 1,772
    edited 3 April, 2006
    it wuz important enuff fer me to submit twice!
  • Tiffany McConnellTiffany McConnell OmahaMember Posts: 30,862
    edited 3 April, 2006
    Count me in... My skills include spy faster then lightning camoflage at night ninja traning and I howl... as a distraction... of course
  • Jenny GiffordJenny Gifford Knox CountyMember Posts: 15
    edited 6 April, 2006
    Wake up ye scallywags! Now be not the time for catnappin! Ye landlubbin kitties have forgotten one key thing \'bout tha rotten humans.. they be not confined ta tha land. *cue ominous music* They board huge cruise ships whar they eat tons an tons o\'food, lay in tha sun all tha live long day an party all night. Me thinks they stole these cruise ships from our feline ancestors. Do they not sound purrfectly made for kitties? Aye I know, they do float on WATER. But fear not me fair mateys, ye will not get a drop o\' tha foul stuff on ye. Arr any o\' ye super-skilled kitties brave enough to sail the high seas with Cap\'n Jack? We will reclaim tha Cruise Ships for all o\'Catkind!
  • edited 21 April, 2006
    Aye Aye Capin\' Jack (Sparow) *salutes* I\'ll sail the high seas with ye I am fearless of water!! And I\'ll also do dirty work! I\'m a retriver I fetch all kinds of things!! Humans fear my claw fou so BEWARE ALL HUMANS MWAH HA HA HA MWAH HA HA HA!! Sorry I kind got caut up in the moment!
  • Elisabeth SmithElisabeth Smith BlacksburgMember Posts: 29
    edited 6 May, 2006
    Anyone home?
  • Jenn OkenquistJenn Okenquist Member Posts: 637
    edited 16 May, 2006
    *bump* How has everycat been doing with their world domination skills? *calls out* Jeter, where are you?
  • Red FangRed Fang Stockton SpringsMember Posts: 1,117
    edited 17 May, 2006
    I might not be super small, but I can help you. I have really good ideas.
  • Red FangRed Fang Stockton SpringsMember Posts: 1,117
    edited 17 May, 2006
    Er, uh, I mean super skilled.
  • Leticia StiversLeticia Stivers Round RockMember Posts: 85
    edited 17 May, 2006
    I can disguise myself as a burrito, meow pitifully to lure the weak and I can pee in the toilet. Not sure how that last skill will help world domination, but it saves on cat litter. Bad cats unite! Sofie
  • Jenn OkenquistJenn Okenquist Member Posts: 637
    edited 18 May, 2006
    Hi Wiley! Good to see another fellow black cat, we could sure use your ideas! Wow Sophie, peeing in the potty now thats a skill!
  • Elisabeth SmithElisabeth Smith BlacksburgMember Posts: 29
    edited 13 June, 2006
    I've been doing lots of dominating. Now the new dog is scared of me!
  • Jenn OkenquistJenn Okenquist Member Posts: 637
    edited 21 June, 2006
    Hi Pocahontas! Maybe you could teach me some skills, we have a new puppy and I've been trying to show him whose boss but he just isn't getting the hint
  • julie wallinjulie wallin knoxvilleMember Posts: 24,063 ✭✭
    edited 21 June, 2006
    I am skilled at catching toys in mid-air. My favorite are pipe-claners. When mom throws them, I can jump into mid-air and catch.
  • edited 23 June, 2006
    I don’t have any skills but the people like me...maybe I could be a double agent!! Do your agents get standard issue grooming brushes, raw chicken cubes, rabbits feet and cat nip? I can't work without my brush. I simply must have my brush. ..oh, and I'll also need a PPA (personal people assistant)
  • Shannon ReddyShannon Reddy RochesterMember Posts: 13
    edited 13 July, 2006
    I am extremely skilled in "airborne acrobatics", especially when a paperball is at stake... somersaults usually follow once the paperball has been ripped from the air! I am also able to "tight rope walk" on the shower curtain rod and the hanging rod in the closets, no small feat, I assure you! Finally, as I am kind of long, but skinny, I can fit into some pretty teeny places, places my mom has no idea about! World domination will soon be ours! - B
  • Melissa BurroughsMelissa Burroughs Hill AFB Layton OgdenMember Posts: 9
    edited 17 July, 2006
    Hello. My name is Monet. I have been waiting all my life to hear of an organization like this! I am skilled at leaping, catching, and fetching. Throw something (not too big) over my head and I can leap up and snag it from the air. I also open cabinets. Push, pull, latched? Doesn't matter. Only locks can stop me. I am patient and diligent; if I can't open it at first, I will keep trying until I figure out how it works. I can also open sliding screen doors.
  • Melissa BurroughsMelissa Burroughs Hill AFB Layton OgdenMember Posts: 9
    edited 17 July, 2006
    Ooooo! If Monet joined, I need to join up too! I have to do anything she does because I think she is so cool and smart. I am really good at stealing. I hide my plunder where no one can see it or get to it -- sometimes even I can't get it out again, then mom sees me reaching under furniture or trying to stick my foot through the slats in a heating grate and oops! She finds one of my secret stashes. But she still hasn't found all my hiding places yet . . . Oh, and I will stick my head into any object or hole available. I am always willing to be the volunteer to check something out first. In fact, you'd be hard-pressed to stop me from being the first to investigate.
  • Kelly RamaKelly Rama winnipeg/riverheightsMember Posts: 3
    edited 18 August, 2006
    I can open latch doors, I can also get into any cupboard (nothing is too high for me), I can find any stash of catnip in a household. I can stand on my hind legs for a while, so if you slip a human costume on me, I could sneak into humans-only areas. Oh wait, there is no such thing as humans-only areas!! BWAHAHAHA
  • Chris XChris X BeverlyMember Posts: 3,221
    edited 18 August, 2006
    I can jump onto anything. No surface is too high for me! I also have a mean swat and I can purr loud enough to be heard across a room. Is that useful?
  • Chris XChris X BeverlyMember Posts: 3,221
    edited 18 August, 2006
    I can catch paper balls in my mouth and volly them back at people. I am also great at attacking Zak's tail, scratching things into ruin, and finding the nearest place in the room to hide.
  • Audrey McAnarneyAudrey McAnarney Atlanta, GeorgiaMember Posts: 1,982
    edited 20 August, 2006
    Would you mind if I joined? I can play the piano, paint, AND ATTACK ANKLES!!!! I also like poking my meowmy's nose with my right paw all night.
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