recently i\'ve been hanging around the counters, waiting for moma or someone else to leave for a second, then I steal any fewd and hide!
moma caught me trying to pick up a steak she was tenderizing. she also caught me with mashed potatoes, ranch, and sometimes even cheetos. she said it gave me a cute cheese\'stache though!
but moma got worried that it wasn\'t healthy and something might happen to me. ):
what do you kitties think?