You take pictures of your cat with the only intention in mind being to post them to his Catster page.
Your cat suddenly does something silly and you can't WAIT to post a diary on Catster about it.
Your cat twitches in his sleep and you decided to share the experience with one of your pals on Catster.
You actually end up not studying for your school tests or not writing a paper for your work and instead, you spend the entire afternoon on Catster.
Your favorite list consists of Catster.com, your favorite catster kitties, your cat's online page, and the Catster blog.
Your cat has more friends than you do.
You're typing a message on MSN and suddenly put MOL instead of LOL.
You're posting on Catster and e-mailing a friend at the same time and in the e-mail you refer to yourself as "My mommy" or "My daddy".
You can't remember the last time you actually posted somewhere as yourself- and not your cat.
You hear someone talk about Myspace and you're like "Myspace? What's that?" Even though you've had an account for two years.
~Feel free to add your own.~a~
And yes, I have done all of these above!