La Kitty Café

Ellen KenneyEllen Kenney Stuart / Saint Lucie areaMember Posts: 8,240
edited 21 December, 2007 in Catster Crushes
Welcome to La Kitty Café! We serve only the best food here! To make a reservation, please contact me (Milo) :) If you would like to make a reservation so that your the only kitty here - contact me (Milo)! We are looking for a Chef, a Waiter/Waitress, and a Seater (Somebody to seat the cats!). If your interested, please contact Mama'Kitty (My aunt) who can be found under my Family on my page. *** Plus members get their first meal/day here free! Free members get one meal free! Paying is not required, but appreciated :-) Every Thursday will be One Treat Thursday at the Buffet/Drink machines. Every Monday will be Completely Free Monday at the Buffet/Drink machines! The Menu ::::: Desserts: Cake - 4 Treats Ice Cream - 5 Treats Pie - 2 Treats Pudding - 1 Treat Jell-O - 2 Treats Flavors of Pie: Apple Pie - 2 Treats Cherry Pie - 2 Treats Peach Pie - 2 Treats Key Lime Pie - 2 Treats Blueberry Pie - 2 Treats Fish Pie - 2 Treats Catnip Pie (For two years only!) - 2 Treats Flavors of Cake: Chocolate Cake - 4 Treats Yellow/Vanilla Cake - 4 Treats Fish Toppings - 1 Treat Catnip Toppings - 1 Treat Catnip Cake - 4 Treats Birthday Cake - 5 Treats Flavors of Pudding: Chocolate Pudding - 1 Treat Vanilla Pudding - 1 Treat Lemon Pudding - 1 Treat Double Chocolate Pudding - 1 Treat Flavors of Jell-O: Strawberry - 2 Treats Pineapple - 2 Treats Flavors of Ice Cream: Mint Chocolate Chip - 5 Treats Vanilla - 5 Treats Chocolate - 5 Treats Strawberry - 5 Treats Fish - 5 Treats Catnip - 5 Treats Blueberry - 5 Treats __________________________________________ Breakfast: Eggs - 1 Treat Bacon - 2 Treats Pancakes - 2 Treats Hash browns - 1 Treats Egg & Sausage Sandwich - 2 Treats Eggs & Bacon - 3 Treats Pancakes & Eggs - 2 Treats Pancakes & Sausage - 3 Treats Sausage - 1 Treat Cereal - 3 Treats Waffles - 2 Treats Breakfast Bar - 2 Treats Toast - 2 Treats Cereal: Kellogg - 2 Treats Post - 2 Treats Cereal Bar - 3 Treats La' Kitty Cafe SPECIALS: Catnip Squares - 3 Treats Fishy Flakes - 3 Treats Tuna Circles - 3 Treats Lobster Bites - 3 Treats Catarita Milk - 4 Treats Cheesy Bacon Bites with Milk - 2 Treats __________________________________________ Meat: Bacon - 2 Treats Sausage - 2 Treats Hamburger - 3 Treats Chicken - 3 Treats Turkey - 4 Treats Meatballs - 1 Treat Ribs - 3 Treats Roasts - 2 Treats Steaks - 5 Treats Meat loaf - 2 Treats Duck - 2 Treats Pork - 3 Treats Beef - 3 Treats Goose - 2 Treats Quail - 2 Treats Pheasant - 3 Treats __________________________________________ Seafood: Clams - 2 Treats Lobster - 5 Treats Shrimp - 3 Treats Herring - 2 Treats Tuna - 4 Treats Salmon - 4 Treats Crab - 3 Treats Mahi-Mahi - 4 Treats Trout - 3 Treats Sushi - 4 Treats Cod - 3 Treats Anchovy - 2 Treats Eel - 3 Treats Mackerel - 4 Treats Carp - 3 Treats Flounder - 2 Treats Grouper - 3 Treats Red Snapper - 5 Treats Sardine - 2 Treats Sea Bass - 4 Treats Snook - 3 Treats Oyster - 4 Treats Grouper - 3 Treats Seafood Bucket (Four fishes of your choice in a bucket) - 6 Treats __________________________________________ Soups: Clam Chowder - 2 Treats Tomato Soup - 2 Treats Beef and Potatoes - 3 Treats La' Kitty Cafe SPECIALS: Bacon & Cheese Soup - 1 Treat Fish Soup - 2 Treats Catnip & Tuna Soup - 3 Treats Oyster & Tuna Soup - 2 Treats Fish & Noodles Soup (Fish of your choice) - 3 Treats __________________________________________ Starters / Appetizers / Sides / Snacks: Fries - 1 Treats Catnip - 3 Treats Cheese - 1 Treat Chicken Fingers - 2 Treats Nachos, Cheese & Beans - 3 Treats Mozzarella Sticks - 2 Treats Butter - 1 Treat Macaroni - 2 Treats Cheesy Potatoes - 2 Treats __________________________________________ Drinks: Water - 1 Treats Coca Cola - 2 Treats Pepsi - 2 Treats Sprite - 2 Treats Hot Cocoa - 2 Treats Coffee - 2 Treats Root Beer - 2 Treats C2 - 3 Treats Lemon Soda - 2 Treats Grape Soda - 2 Treats Lemonade - 3 Treats Sweetened Tea - 2 Treats Tea - 3 Treats Vanilla Soda - 2 Treats Sprite - 2 Treats Alcoholic Drinks (1 year , sorry): Cat Wine - 5 Treats Margarita - 3 Treats Catarita - 5 Treats Your Choice of Beer - 3 Treats __________________________________________ Meals: Mashed Potatoes & Gravy - 3 Treats Steak & Green beans - 4 Treats Meat loaf & Green beans - 3 Treats Hamburgers & Macaroni - 4 Treats __________________________________________ Snacks/Specials: Hash browns - 1 Treat Chips - 2 Treats Candy - 3 Treats Pop Tarts - 3 Treats Cheesy Potatoes - 2 Treats Chicken Fingers - 3 Treats __________________________________________ Sandwiches: Tuna Sandwich - 4 Treats Chicken Sandwich - 4 Treats Turkey Sandwich - 4 Treats Eggs & Bacon Sandwich - 4 Treats BLT Sandwich - 4 Treats __________________________________________ Salads: Fish Mix Salad (A mix of several fishes - Your choice!) - 2 Treats Normal Salad - 2 Treats Breakfast Salad (Bacon bits, cheese) - 2 Treats Chicken Salad - 2 Treats Catnip Salad - 2 Treats Caesar Salad - 2 Treats Fruit Salad - 2 Treats __________________________________________ Extras: Roses - 4 Treats Cat Safe Chocolates - 5 Treats Balloons - 1 Treat a balloon (12 balloons for 7 Treats!) Candle-light dinner - 3 Treats Silver Collar - 2 Treats Gold Collar - 5 Treats Diamond Collar - 7 Treats Movie (Request and I'm sure we'll have it!) - 4 Treats La' Kitty Cafe SPECIALS: Tuna Toy - 2 Treats Salmon & Tuna Treats - 3 Treats Chicken Treats - 3 Treats Turkey Treats - 3 Treats Lobster Treats - 3 Treats Crab Treats - 3 Treats Shrimp Treats - 3 Treats __________________________________________ Buffet -- Salads -- Veggie Salad - 2 Treats Fish Mix Salad (A mix of several fishes - Your choice!) - 2 Treats Normal Salad - 2 Treats Breakfast Salad (Bacon bits, cheese) - 2 Treats Chicken Salad - 2 Treats Catnip Salad - 2 Treats Caesar Salad - 2 Treats Fruit Salad - 2 Treats Toppings/Dressings - Catnip - 2 Treats Ranch - 1 Treat Croutons - 2 Treats Ground Tuna - 2 Treats Meat -- Bacon - 2 Treats Sausage - 2 Treats Hamburger - 3 Treats Chicken - 3 Treats Turkey - 4 Treats Meatballs - 1 Treat Ribs - 3 Treats Roast - 2 Treats Steak - 5 Treats Meat loaf - 2 Treats Duck - 2 Treats Pork - 3 Treats Beef - 3 Treats Goose - 2 Treats Quail - 2 Treats Pheasant - 3 Treats Seafood -- Clams - 2 Treats Lobster - 5 Treats Shrimp - 3 Treats Herring - 2 Treats Tuna - 4 Treats Salmon - 4 Treats Crab - 3 Treats Mahi-Mahi - 4 Treats Trout - 3 Treats Sushi - 4 Treats Cod - 3 Treats Anchovy - 2 Treats Eel - 3 Treats Mackerel - 4 Treats Carp - 3 Treats Flounder - 2 Treats Grouper - 3 Treats Red Snapper - 5 Treats Sardine - 2 Treats Sea Bass - 4 Treats Snook - 3 Treats Oyster - 4 Treats Grouper - 3 Treats Seafood Bucket (Four fishes of your choice in a bucket) - 6 Treats Sashimi - 3 Treats Cooked Sushi - 4 Treats Raw Sushi - 2 Treats Starters/Appetiz ers/Sides/Snacks -- Fries - 1 Treats Catnip - 3 Treats Cheese - 1 Treat Chicken Fingers - 2 Treats Nachos, Cheese & Beans - 3 Treats Mozzarella Sticks - 2 Treats Butter - 1 Treat Macaroni - 2 Treats Sandwiches (Wrapped in an plastic wrapper) -- Tuna Sandwich - 4 Treats Chicken Sandwich - 4 Treats Turkey Sandwich - 4 Treats Eggs & Bacon Sandwich - 4 Treats BLT Sandwich - 4 Treats Snacks/Specials -- Hash browns - 1 Treat Chips - 2 Treats Candy - 3 Treats Pop Tarts - 3 Treats Cheesy Potatoes - 2 Treats Chicken Fingers - 3 Treats Drink Machines -- Drinks ::::: Cat Wine - 5 Treats Water - 1 Treats Coca Cola - 2 Treats Pepsi - 2 Treats Sprite - 2 Treats Catarita - 5 Treats Hot Cocoa - 2 Treats Coffee - 2 Treats Margarita - 3 Treats Root Beer - 2 Treats C2 - 3 Treats Lemon Soda - 2 Treats Grape Soda - 2 Treats Lemonade - 3 Treats Sweetened Tea - 2 Treats Tea - 3 Treats Vanilla Soda - 2 Treats Beer - 3 Treats Sprite - 2 Treats Milk - 2 Treats Strawberry Shake - 2 Treats Fruit Smoothie - 2 Treats _____________________________________ Looking for a job? - Chef - 130 Treats Waiter/Waitress - 100 Treats Seater - 70 Treats You get 20 treats every kitty you serve. At the end of the day when you worked, please contact me! :-) Catarita? - Catarita is a copy from the famous dog drink, Dogarita. RULES: Drinking - 1. Must be one year or older. 2. NO PRETENDING TO BE DRUNK! 3. No, absolutely NO, pretending to be drunk! 4. Shall I repeat myself a third time?? 5. Only two alcoholic drinks per cat.. no more. 6. alcoholic drinks are not served at the drink machines. Eating - 1. No throwing food. 2. No throwing food. 3. NO THROWING FOOD. Overall Rules - 1. Show some respect.. no being rude to other cats. 2. No callings names. 3. No fighting. 4. No discussing fights, "copied threads", banned cats, etc.. 5. No cursing. 6. No hitting, no pushing. 7. No teasing other cats. 8. Once again, NO discussing fights and the likes. If you have any questions - contact HQ. Thank you. 9. Follow Catster's policies.
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  • Toffy_VanessaToffy_Vanessa Member Posts: 4,074 ✭✭
    edited 27 February, 2006
    *walks up to "La Kitty Café" and checks out menu* Hmmm, I see they serve mint chocolate chip and chocolate icecream here. I thought chocolate was supposed to be bad for us cats. If I ever eat here, I won't be ordering anything with chocolate in it.
  • Ellen KenneyEllen Kenney Stuart / Saint Lucie areaMember Posts: 8,240
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Oh, but, Toffy, this is virtual ;) So this chocolate is actually ok! Dont worry, it wont hurt you. Unlike that other real chocolate that can, this is a different kind of chocolate ;) Its specialy made for us kittys!
  • Toffy_VanessaToffy_Vanessa Member Posts: 4,074 ✭✭
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Of course, this is just make-believe! Silly me! I must say that your response came very quickly, Milo. *to self* Maybe the service will be just as fast. *aloud* I'm hungry. Is this café open now? If so, I'd like to order a hamburger with fries, please.
  • Ellen KenneyEllen Kenney Stuart / Saint Lucie areaMember Posts: 8,240
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Hehe. Now I took awhile to answer Oo Oops. Still want the hamburger and fries? *Cooks hamburger and fries, and sets it down at table 1.* If so, go ahead and take a seat :) If not, I'll just feed it to those dogs in the alley... That just stole the hamburger I cooked for me! Hey! Get back here you dogs!
  • Toffy_VanessaToffy_Vanessa Member Posts: 4,074 ✭✭
    edited 27 February, 2006
    *licking plate clean* That sure was tasty! Believe it or not, I\'m full! I\'ll have to come back for dessert another day. *gets up to leave* Excuse me, Milo? Is it true that since I\'m a CatsterPlus member now I can eat here free for the first three days? I think I read that somewhere.
  • Ellen KenneyEllen Kenney Stuart / Saint Lucie areaMember Posts: 8,240
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Yes it is, Toffy! :)
  • Toffy_VanessaToffy_Vanessa Member Posts: 4,074 ✭✭
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Thanks, Milo! See ya around! *waves good-bye with paw*
  • Ellen KenneyEllen Kenney Stuart / Saint Lucie areaMember Posts: 8,240
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Come again! :)
  • Amy WittAmy Witt TopekaMember Posts: 2,005
    edited 27 February, 2006
    *looking on the door for the hours you're open*
  • Ellen KenneyEllen Kenney Stuart / Saint Lucie areaMember Posts: 8,240
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Ah, hi there PeekBoo! We're open at all kinds of times! :) And if we could just get some kittys that wanted a job, we might open at a certain time! Hmm...
  • Amy WittAmy Witt TopekaMember Posts: 2,005
    edited 27 February, 2006
    I know it's not on your menu...but do you by chance have Rootbeer? If so, I'd like vanilla ice cream, and a rootbeer...and if it isn't too much trouble...if you could put it all in one glass for a Rootbeer float?
  • Ellen KenneyEllen Kenney Stuart / Saint Lucie areaMember Posts: 8,240
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Sure! *Makes RootBeer Float* Your table can be Table #2 :) *Cleans off Table #1* Enjoy! - Milo
  • Amy WittAmy Witt TopekaMember Posts: 2,005
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Could I get a 2nd straw...just in case a HOTTIE Tom comes in that catches my fancy...I could ask if he wants to share wif me...a girl's always has gotta be prepared.
  • Ellen KenneyEllen Kenney Stuart / Saint Lucie areaMember Posts: 8,240
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Sure! *Brings you an extra straw* - Milo P.S: Gotta go eat Dinner! We'll be back soon!
  • Amy WittAmy Witt TopekaMember Posts: 2,005
    edited 27 February, 2006
    *Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* *Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp* *Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr* *Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp* *sweetly smiling & watching the door for a hunka-hunka burnin' love to come in*
  • Tabitha Smith-ElliottTabitha Smith-Elliott Gainesville/Hall County, GAMember Posts: 11,582
    edited 27 February, 2006
    *walks in to check the place out* Nice cafe Milo! Looks so cozy, neat & clean. Dimly lit lights. Candles on the table. White linen tablecloths n napkins. Hmmmmm. Very nice indeed. Milo, do you mind if I post an ad up on your wall advertising my Mischief Matchmaking? *winks to Peek a boo as a hint if she needs help finding that special somecat*
  • Ellen KenneyEllen Kenney Stuart / Saint Lucie areaMember Posts: 8,240
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Go ahead, Sweetie! Sorry it took awhile to come post =O Lady was hoggin' the 'puter again. - Milo
  • Amy WittAmy Witt TopekaMember Posts: 2,005
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Sweetie...I posted my likes & dislikes in the 'purrsonels' thread...when I saw you had several Toms lined up...but it was a few days afer your post...so I just assumed all those Toms had been matched up...either that or they saw I have two BIG K-9 sisters & that scared them off..and that's why I didn't get any takers. Hailey & Chloe really-really-really wouldn't hurt a cat...I think they were actually put on this earth to love & protect cats.
  • Tabitha Smith-ElliottTabitha Smith-Elliott Gainesville/Hall County, GAMember Posts: 11,582
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Thanks for letting me post my ad Milo!!! Need help finding that special love one? Feel like you're in an alley and all alone? Are you troubled with lonely nights, eating alone and an empty kittymail box? Well, all you have to do is call! On me that is! One call, that's all, and I'll promise to work hard for you to help find you that special somecat. Just send me a private correspondence to work out those fine little details. Currently accepting new clients. References available upon request or just ask around!!! You won't be sorry!!
  • MARY HEFFERNANMARY HEFFERNAN Valley of The MoonMember Posts: 13,688
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Milo, Congrats on your Opening... we will definitely come by! Do you have accommodations for a group -- say for a meeting or the like? Well, it may be a bit premature -- but late night nibble will be in order for our family, fersure! Continued good patronage to you... --the fiends
  • Ellen KenneyEllen Kenney Stuart / Saint Lucie areaMember Posts: 8,240
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Sweetie, your welcome! :) Vijay, Thank you! A friend might rent La Kitty Café for a date, but I will get back to you as soon as we figure out when this will be :) - Milo
  • Cyndi HorstmanshofCyndi Horstmanshof Spring HillMember Posts: 14,041 ✭✭
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Hi Milo, I had a reservation for 3 of us. Has Felica and Mylo arrived yet? Can we have the table in back there?
  • Cyndi HorstmanshofCyndi Horstmanshof Spring HillMember Posts: 14,041 ✭✭
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Wow, this is a cool place. Oh, there\'s Gys. I\'ll just seat myself, thanks..
  • Cyndi HorstmanshofCyndi Horstmanshof Spring HillMember Posts: 14,041 ✭✭
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Cool, I\'d like a tall glass of tuna juice and chicken patty please!
  • Tabitha Smith-ElliottTabitha Smith-Elliott Gainesville/Hall County, GAMember Posts: 11,582
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Oh my! I don't think Milo is here yet. I'll help him out and go ahead and take your drink orders. Now, my friends what'll ya have?
  • Ellen KenneyEllen Kenney Stuart / Saint Lucie areaMember Posts: 8,240
    edited 27 February, 2006
    *Runs in* I'm here! Thanks for filling in for me, Twinkie! ;)
  • Tabitha Smith-ElliottTabitha Smith-Elliott Gainesville/Hall County, GAMember Posts: 11,582
    edited 27 February, 2006
    *walks in looking around for Milty* Hmmmmm, guess he's not here yet. *goes to the table with the lit candle and flowers in the center* Maybe this is our table. *sits down*
  • Nichole DwyerNichole Dwyer Member Posts: 2,118
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Sweetie I am here!!!!!!!*looks for Sweetie*
  • Tabitha Smith-ElliottTabitha Smith-Elliott Gainesville/Hall County, GAMember Posts: 11,582
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Milty over here. *waves* You look quite handsome tonight. It was soooo sweet of you to make us dinner reservations. *blushes a bit* What are we going to do if Milo doesn\'t come to cook our grilled salmon?
  • Nichole DwyerNichole Dwyer Member Posts: 2,118
    edited 27 February, 2006
    Sweetie your looking beautiful as always.These flowers are for you,my sweet Sweetie. Don\'t worry if he does not show I will cook your food.*winks*
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